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The greatest Walker Texas Ranger clip Conan ever found

Also, Chuck Norris leads an online poll to name a Hungarian bridge.


I'm going on vacation until early September, so I may not be online on August 22 to wish the GZA a happy 40th birthday! You are an old man now! Tim Armstrong beat you to 40 last September, and promptly had his Transplants songs start showing up in L'Oreal conditioner commercials. Best of luck with the selling out!

btw, The Suicide Machines broke up (like 3 months ago)

"We must stop this love affair with the fetus."

A great quote from former Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders acording to Wikipedia, but I have my doubts she actually said it.

But who cares. I'm saying it now! Fuck Fetuses!

Take that you Cossack!


Are British infomercials hosted by wacky Americans?


What the Comic Strip Peanuts Would Be Like If Fandom Was Always Like This


Plot Summary for The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island (1981) (TV)

The famous Harlem Globetrotters crash land on Gilligans Island, immediately dispatching a terrifying 'shark' by throwing basketballs at it. A mad doctor and his accomplice plan to take over the island for its rich energy supply by scaring off Gilligan and his buddies, but it soon comes down to a basketball match between the doctor's robots and the aforementioned Globetrotters.