Sic Semper Socktopi

Welcome to my Autohagiography.

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Learn why the Media is fucked up.



I suggest you download Pansy Division's 1995 cover of "Cowboys are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other" from their website. And if you like that, go down the list from there, including the "clean" version of "He Whipped My Ass In Tennis, Then I Fucked his Ass In Bed."

You don't need to be queer to like Pansy Division, but it helps.


John Swartzwelder is a prolific writer, if he exists.


ABC's new Historical Docudramas

Today is an ominous anniversary... The third anniversary of this blog! As I wrote on that day in 2003
Welcome to my autohagiography. I am still trying to get the hang of this. Presumably, this blog will be overflowing with witty insight, until I run out of that, and lose interest in publishing altogether. Just like my shortlived zine "IdylWild" and pretty much everything else I've ever tried.
Enjoy it while it lasts.

Obviously, that was a completely inacurate prediction.