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Flying Spaghetti Monster rewards faithful, appears in bag of candy

Those who would doubt the divinity of his Holiness the FSM and his noodley ways by claiming him to be some sort of "fad" or "overplayed joke" were struck down Wednesday evening when his Divine visage appeared on a bag of candy at a Grocery Outlet in Pleasant Hill, California.

Pastafarians rejoiced at his miraculous appearance, and touted the candy wrapper as further proof of his divinity.

As of press time, the holy item's value on eBay had yet to be determined.